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It is Gag-Or-M&M day! [Oct. 31st, 2003|04:21 pm]
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0x007
It is the end day in the 31-day-set of a red fir or two. Aft' the sun has had its bit up in the sky, a kid or two may be at the hut you own. He may be in a hat, or a bed-fur. He may say "Gag-Or-M&M!"

If I was you, I am apt to put a bag of M&M in his paw. If not, you are apt to get egg on the hut you own.
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my night [Sep. 21st, 2003|02:32 pm]
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dairy_bitch
my boy has cat, Bob and Pat
cat put ass in my eye
it was not fun
i cry at cat, "go now cat"
my boy is not in bed til 3 AM
I go to bed at 2 AM
and get up at 11 AM and boy is in bed
I go on lj
he go zzz.
the end.
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Mad Ape News: Virus Disguised as Windows Update [Sep. 21st, 2003|02:07 pm]
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0x007
Did you get a jot from MS in the net box you own? And did it say "I put a .exe who can fix the PC box. Put the rat you own on it!" But do not! It is a lie! The jot you had in the net PO box is a bug, and it can use IE to get the PC you own ill. The MS men did say the bug has got big on the web. But, if you are in the Mac set, do not get sad- for the Mac box can not get ill off the bug.
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Mad Ape Movie Reviews: Party Monster (2003) [Sep. 14th, 2003|08:12 pm]
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0x007
Mr. St. J. is a hip kid in NYC in the '80s era. He did yen to be a gal to the eye, and act as a nut, as did his ilk. He did do the pot and the LSD and the GHB. One day, Mr. A. did get to NYC and he did ask St. J., "May I be a hip kid, too?" St. J. did say "No. You are not hip." But A. did not let it up and St. J. one day did say "Oh OK. Act as I do and you can be hip." A. dug his hip-act and in an era, he was the top hip kid in NYC!

Mr. A. did get apt to eat the LSD and do the pot. Oh no! He can not pay his pot-guy, and his pot-guy is mad at him. The pot-guy did go to the hut of A. and did say "Did you get the yen for me? A., I got to get the yen!!" But, A. did not get his yen. So, how can A. get out of it? Ah! He hit the pot-guy in his top, and he did die.

St. J. did do the LSD one day and a big rat did say to him, "A. is one bad guy. He did hit the pot-guy, yes. But he did put 409 in his arm, too!" St. J. did jot it all and A. did go to the pen. The end.

It was so-so. The guy set who did act did not do it for me. But the big jig or two you see are A-OK! You may act as you are on the LSD! If you got the yen, I say you see it.
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Mad Ape Health: Exercise can reduce risk of breast cancer [Sep. 9th, 2003|05:54 pm]
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0x007
It is sad for an old gal to get tit-rot. It is too bad, for a lot of the old gal set is apt to get it. My ma's mom had it, too! But on the day it is, a PhD did say "An old gal may not get her tit ill if she is fit!"

The Doc set did say if an old gal did jog for all the day in a 7-day set, she can cut her ill-tit bid by 20%.

But do not be sad for an old gal who may not be apt to do a big run. The Doc set did say a gal can do a wee jog-set and she may be OK, too. If she did a jog at one PM and cut it out a bit aft two PM, she is a bet to win o'er tit-rot!
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Mad Ape Art: "Death of the Ball Turret Gunner" by Randall Jarrel [Sep. 8th, 2003|12:47 am]
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0x007
Out of the bed of my mom, I was put in to the US Air.,
And I did sit in its gut as my wet fur got as ice
Six KMs o'er our orb, not in a tie of my own chi
I did get up to a non-hue gun hit and the bad-chi gun men
On the era I did die, my men did use hot H2O to get me out of my gun-orb.
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the boy is hot [Sep. 7th, 2003|10:49 pm]
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dairy_bitch
I put on the sex toy for fun.
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